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Rules are only fun
if you break them.
One hummus platter. Every single day. Until Dave Portnoy comes and rates it.
Dave rates pizza.
Dave is busy.
I broke my rule.
Now break yours.
Come rate my hummus.
Last year cancer took half my tongue.
The doctors were very nice about it. They said I'd never taste again.
A chef who can't taste is just a guy holding a spoon.
So I broke the rules.
Now I taste. I eat. I make hummus every single day.
Your turn, Dave. I broke mine. Come break yours.
The Platters
Help me bother Dave. Nicely.
Dave's not here yet.
You are.
One free dessert per table, per visit. Dine in only. Post must be public and tag @stoolpresidente with #oneschmear. Not valid with other offers. Management can change or end this anytime. Dave eats free forever.
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